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Confessions
02-01-2006, 09:18 AM
The password for this account is 'truth'. Log in and confess something. Don't forget to log back out.

Confessions
02-01-2006, 09:28 AM
I own the entire e6 discography on vinyl, but I don't even like them. Its just an investment.

I don't even own a turntable.

Confessions
02-01-2006, 10:01 AM
My spiritualdishwasher alter ego has got out of control and I don't know what to do about it. I'm desperate for people to see the real me but I'm scared of what they will think.

Confessions
02-01-2006, 10:29 AM
So I'm in love with my best friend. What of it?

[Edited on 2-1-2006 by Confessions]

Confessions
02-01-2006, 11:04 AM
I'm neutralmilkmoustashe.

Harnk
02-01-2006, 01:17 PM
I wear a Yasser Arafat mask when I masturbate

Confessions
02-01-2006, 01:32 PM
Harnk, you are supposed to disguise yourself first!

Ok,

here goes...

I am in love with at least 4 people. I am only supposed to be in love with one.

At least romantic confusion keeps me immobilized.

Confessions
02-01-2006, 01:46 PM
I listen to Bright Eyes

Harnk
02-01-2006, 02:08 PM
I'm hung like a light switch

Harnk
02-01-2006, 02:17 PM
I've rummaged through Opopopo's garbage bins more than once.

Confessions
02-01-2006, 02:40 PM
I'm confused, and very unhappy. I don't know what to do.

opopopo
02-01-2006, 03:09 PM
I plant antique hats in my garbage bins for Harnk to find.

Harnk
02-01-2006, 03:18 PM
I grow porcupine rugs in my Dad's hair for Opopopo's nephew, the Barn Lice. He likes eggs and hopskotch.

opopopo
02-01-2006, 03:21 PM
I sautee the spleen of Harnk's dog to exploit the small fleet of pheasants who are attempting to give Harnk interesting gastronomic unpleasantness next Tuesday.

Harnk
02-01-2006, 05:07 PM
I spice the olives the sparkle in Opopopo's hammock, albeit insincere and blatantly Hemmingway.

Confessions
02-01-2006, 05:20 PM
I've wrecked my life with drugs, lost everything I hold dear, can't have the one that I want, and I wonder if life is worth the trouble...

Confessions
02-01-2006, 09:12 PM
i'm starting to date someone but i'm really really really afraid of it, even though they seem to be wonderful and i'm afraid that i'm going to ruin it with my timidity and yadda yadda.

Confessions
02-01-2006, 09:20 PM
I have never played Dance Dance Revolution.

Confessions
02-01-2006, 09:53 PM
i am a very negative person and always look at all the ways i could fail instead of looking at all the ways i could succeed, im scared to open up to anyone beacause i know that they will just leave me and forget about me

HolidaySurprise
02-01-2006, 11:20 PM
i think now is the time where we guess who posted what

Confessions
02-18-2006, 03:46 PM
i need a new butt...alas, mine has a crack in it.

Confessions
02-18-2006, 08:09 PM
Originally posted by Confessions
So I'm in love with my best friend. What of it?

Yeah, so it's not love. Just a misplaced crush. Of course, I want to care for them and be with them forever, but it's not the love I thought it was. Which in a way is comforting. Because it means I can be there without the emotional torture.

Confessions
02-19-2006, 12:42 AM
I am in love with someone I shouldn't be in love with, and I hate myself for it.

Confessions
02-19-2006, 08:48 AM
i love someone that doesn't love me back

Confessions
02-19-2006, 11:36 AM
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

stop being such crybabies

Confessions
02-19-2006, 03:50 PM
stop being such a tool.

Confessions
02-19-2006, 09:59 PM
Everynight I masturbate to a picture of fabio.

Confessions
02-19-2006, 10:24 PM
I am over 800 pounds.

Confessions
02-20-2006, 09:33 AM
I was born without armpits.

jdrawmeasheep
07-21-2009, 04:41 AM
bump.

it would be so awesome if that account still worked.
anybody want to start this again?

jdrawmeasheep
07-21-2009, 05:12 AM
This is actually really interesting... I'm going to say that I don't want to start this again so people don't suspect me when it does start again ;)

P.S. what's with the bumping? Just trying to find some fun stuff?

IM SO BORED
its 8:11am here and i still haven't slept, and i would normaly be talking to a friend who, like you, lives in australia, but shes out and about watching harry potter, so im stuck in my nocturnal state all alone :mad:

jdrawmeasheep
07-21-2009, 05:36 AM
This reminds me that I have a confession:

I've never watched any of the harry potter movies or read any of the books :eek: SHOCKING!

wooooooaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
im shocked.

Christina_isn't_creative
07-21-2009, 09:15 PM
they are actually excellent.

Christina_isn't_creative
07-21-2009, 10:07 PM
oh, goodness, i meant the books. the movies are trash in my opinion, but certainly the easier road to take.