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cid
11-14-2009, 05:35 AM
Link to the site for those not aware of it http://www.theonion.com/content/index (apples to others sites smiler to the onion like Christ wire)

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/pitchfork_gives_music_6_8

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/barack_obama_names_alan

(this is just what I found making this thread)

ufoinkushiro
11-14-2009, 05:42 AM
onions cut heart disease risk

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7069343.stm

Jason7382
11-14-2009, 10:58 AM
I'm not sure what either an onian or artilcle is but here are my favorites:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29484

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33540

alltomorrowsparties
11-14-2009, 01:56 PM
anything from when they were sold out to the Chinese this summer. hahhahahaha. And the American Revolution edition...can't find the link but it is gold.

evera
11-14-2009, 04:28 PM
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/pitchfork_gives_music_6_8

between the bars
11-14-2009, 04:35 PM
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/pitchfork_gives_music_6_8

hahahaha yes.

piaptk
11-15-2009, 12:13 AM
The Onion is brilliant... MY favorites are:

Jim Anchower (http://www.theonion.com/content/columnists/view/anchower)

Asshole Admits To Being Asshole In Supreme Asshole Move (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30572)

37 Record-Store Clerks Feared Dead In Yo La Tengo Concert Disaster (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/27870)

Jilted Hasbro CEO Laughs Coldly As Scrabble Destroys Another Relationship (http://www.theonion.com/content/news/jilted_hasbro_ceo_laughs_coldly_as)

lenn9o9n
11-15-2009, 01:18 AM
Jason, i love that 2nd one!!! and of course the pitchfork article...genius.

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Birds...The silent killer
11-15-2009, 08:03 AM
I don't have a favorite. There is gold every time I go onto the site.
"Ducks Only Interested in Man's Bread"
"Local Gym Teaacher Loves Forcing Children to Dance"
These aren't even the best. There are too many great Onion headlines and stories.

Dihnekis
11-15-2009, 09:19 AM
Everyone Involved In Pizza's Preparation, Delivery, Purchase Extremely High

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/everyone_involved_in_pizzas

cid
11-15-2009, 05:32 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQy4xA79INw

piaptk
11-15-2009, 06:06 PM
This one is hilarious but it hits too close to home, since my ex-roomie and one of the best songwriters I know got sucked into this shit in real life.

Warcraft Sequel Lets You Play A Character Playing Warcraft
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rw8gE3lnpLQ

lenn9o9n
11-15-2009, 07:55 PM
This one is hilarious but it hits too close to home, since my ex-roomie and one of the best songwriters I know got sucked into this shit in real life.

Warcraft Sequel Lets You Play A Character Playing Warcraft
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rw8gE3lnpLQ

hhaha, such an evil addict game "if you're avatar's internet connect goes down, you can make your avatar get on the phone with your internet service provider."