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Magistrate of Latitude
10-27-2008, 08:37 PM
Julian told a few jokes at the Chapel Hill show, I was wondering if anyone remembered any of them.

appalled i was
10-27-2008, 10:12 PM
"honey theres a man with a moustache at the door..."

all in british accent. but that was in nyc

10-27-2008, 11:20 PM
He's my newt!

(Not a Julian joke)

10-28-2008, 07:18 AM
He told the moustache joke in Chapel Hill and Lexington as well. I overheard someone in Lexington behind me say "was that a John Lennon impression", I cracked up.

jonnys son
10-28-2008, 01:24 PM
i saw him make that same mustache in new york and connecticut, i think he managed to do it at every stop on the tour

10-28-2008, 03:45 PM
in pontiac his joke was:
"A woman was saying how much she hates sex on TV... She always falls off." *rim shot*

Tell It To The Mountain
11-03-2008, 11:46 PM
2 more jokes from pontiac are

What does a momma koala keep in her pouch?

Her eucalipstick

- Theo

A:Knock Knock.
B:Whos there?
B:9/11 who?
A: I thought you said you would never forget!

^ i think he told that one. or maybe it was scott.

11-04-2008, 06:57 AM
the last one was scott.

11-04-2008, 10:42 AM
i dont think it was exactly a joke, but i laughed my ass off during glue at the chicago show when scott said "shes calling me" and in the background julian whispered "scott, scott, scott" even though it kind of ruined the mood

11-04-2008, 11:02 AM
the 9/11 joke in pontiac was told by will

sic transit gloria
11-05-2008, 06:41 AM
Remember when they used to do the "Italian Seaside Ice Jester"? That's was kind of funny.