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jefferoo
09-06-2007, 07:24 AM
I feel like there is definitely an artery in my leg that is hardening. I usually try to avoid pork because it can give me heartburn/indigestion. It also dehydrates me sometimes.
I remember I ate 1 piece of bacon once and it zapped all of the water out of my body and my lips were all puckered like I had eaten a whole bag of Fritos. That literally lasted for 2 or 3 days.
My stepdad was visiting last weekend and we went out for Polish food. He is one of those guys who will eat anything he hasn't tried, before. He ordered the boiled pig knuckles, which I had never seen before.
That was cool to watch because it was basically the bottom portion of the pigs leg with the foot cut off. I tried it and was suprised how not-bad it was. I couldn't get the image out of my head of what that pig has been stepping in, though.
Sorry to those of you who are Jewish and had to read all of this.
Obviously, I'm pretty bored right now.

quixoticgoat
09-06-2007, 07:27 AM
:-) drink lots of water