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vertiginous
08-15-2007, 11:01 AM
i need senior t-shirt ideas.
you guys are witty, care to help with something funny to put on them?

Figglyduff
08-15-2007, 11:10 AM
draw a penis with a smiley face on it.

vertiginous
08-15-2007, 11:15 AM
as awesome as that would be, they'd make us turn our shirts inside out.

they made these kids turn theirs for wearing beer pong shirts once, which is totally not offensive at all.

Figglyduff
08-15-2007, 02:58 PM
What? How dare they! I guess... on the inside you have something that really is offensive! :D

Stormx
08-15-2007, 03:06 PM
Just steal stuff off The Onion

Fwching
08-15-2007, 03:38 PM
"damn 28s"

That's what I'm going to write on my shirt.

rogersbowne
08-15-2007, 03:47 PM
"bull shirt"

Shiny
08-15-2007, 04:01 PM
A cartoon of fundamentalist Christian hick standing next to a vending machine, telling someone else "WHEN I PUT A NICKEL IN THIS HERE RED BOX AND PUSH ONE OF THEM BUTTONS, A COLD POP COMES OUT, AND YOU WANNA TELL ME THAT THAR'S NO GOD".

Then put '08 on the back

quixoticgoat
08-15-2007, 05:54 PM
Originally posted by Stormx
Just steal stuff off The Onion
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Snapshot-Intelligent-C.article.jpg


http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Infographic-Preventing-C.article.jpg


http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Infographic-Plan-B-R.article.jpg

[Edited on 8-16-0707 by quixoticgoat]

Figglyduff
08-15-2007, 06:00 PM
Excellent, especially the 'contraceptive-free utopia that is Africa' :)

cirrocumulus
08-15-2007, 07:11 PM
Oh man, that Plan B one was hysterical.

quixoticgoat
08-15-2007, 08:14 PM
infographics are ALWAYS the funniest thing in the onion.

vertiginous
08-16-2007, 12:45 AM
Originally posted by Shiny
A cartoon of fundamentalist Christian hick standing next to a vending machine, telling someone else "WHEN I PUT A NICKEL IN THIS HERE RED BOX AND PUSH ONE OF THEM BUTTONS, A COLD POP COMES OUT, AND YOU WANNA TELL ME THAT THAR'S NO GOD".

Then put '08 on the back

i may just do that.

though paper plate 08 is enticing...
if i were going for rhyming i'd have to incorporate "infant mortality rate"

vertiginous
08-16-2007, 08:45 AM
LOOK LOOK (http://dyo.customink.com/cink/r.jsp?E=longview3@hotmail.com&F=thar)

[Edited on 8-16-0707 by vertiginous]