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dimmiedrummer
03-19-2009, 07:56 AM
I live by one of the Great Lakes: Erie.
You guys should tour at venues at cities right on the lakes like Cleveland and stuff.
Oh man, that would be sweet.

Harnk
03-19-2009, 11:23 AM
I live by one of the Great Lakes: Erie.
You guys should tour at venues at cities right on the lakes like Cleveland and stuff.
Oh man, that would be sweet.

can i be the first one to call you an idiot?

Akryllic Love
03-19-2009, 04:30 PM
can i be the first one to call you an idiot?

may I be the first to call you a pessimistic asshole







who writes good poetry

dimmiedrummer
03-19-2009, 07:36 PM
Hey, pardon me for wanting to see Great Lakes in the biggest town nearest me.

Akryllic Love
03-19-2009, 08:04 PM
I was referring to Mr. Harnk. I have nothing against you.

dimmiedrummer
03-19-2009, 09:19 PM
I was referring to Mr. Harnk. I have nothing against you.
Thanks! :D
I didn't mean to target that at the Lovely Akryllic. Words on the internet are like shotguns: everyone gets hit. :(

Harnk
03-20-2009, 02:45 PM
may I be the first to call you a pessimistic asshole


who writes good poetry

yes you may. and thanks

SUPERMARKETS - THE GATEWAYS TO MADNESS

I can't stand in a supermarket, for too long
….they make me nervous
all that food in jars bottles and boxes
tissues napkins.. plastic tongs
for salads - sporks for the indecisive
Bunsen burners….STOP!
no Bunsen burners at supermarkets
that's true, I meant sturnos, tin trays
all that work to keep it flowing
the madness of restocking and rainchecks
light bulbs buy one get one free
but there's no more light bulbs…irate patrons
that shit makes me nervous!
all these trucks racing from state to state
weighing in, piss breaks..cocaine breakfasts
boats from Central America…coffee, spices
and I wonder about airplanes…hmmm
do federal regulations prohibit the transits of foods?
I can't stand planes…they make me thirsty
all that stale air and anxious flyers
waiting on stewardesses with tiny drinks
even when I'm not flying, planes make me thirsty
but man oh man...the madness of supermarkets!
it brings me down…riles me up!
who's in charge…is he well paid for his time?
it must sad, exhausting…the life of a manager
keeping those shelves packed..foods and tissues
so I mentioned this to my psychotherapist
he said computers, man..computers make it happen
don't feel bad for the supermarket manager
he makes loads of money - his children ride bicycles
big silver bicycles..the man's got money
so don't you fret..lets talk about you..those crazy fears
and I said, man, I can't stand computers, man
…they make me hungry..or anxious even
and what scares me most, doc, is the internet...
did you know that people are buying food..online!
what ever happened to standing in queue...
with food and tissues and aluminum foil…cake mix too
since when did you say "queue" he said..tapping his pen
look, I realize I'm not British..but I drink tea..love the Bee Gees
the Bee Gees were from Australia, Andrew
actually they're from Manchester, originally..DOCTOR
stop pulling on your ears, Andrew, we spoke about that.
I won't treat you if you pull on your ears…I'm not kidding
I bet you shop for groceries online..so fuck you, doctor
actually I shop at King Kullen, the selection is great
but doesn't it make you nervous..all those foods, in jars bottles
and boxes..all those plastic spoons and tongs for salads
all those hungry people..all those trucks in transit
doesn't that drive you fucking crazy, doc?????
we'll continue this next week, Andrew..go home and get some rest
and lay off the croutons as well, they're not helping

dimmiedrummer
03-21-2009, 07:52 AM
yes you may. and thanks

SUPERMARKETS - THE GATEWAYS TO MADNESS

I can't stand in a supermarket, for too long
….they make me nervous
all that food in jars bottles and boxes...

Ironic.
I work at a supermarket.
The fears subside when you control the food in jars bottles and boxes and tissue napkins.
It's the customers that get to me.
Freakin' old ladies thinkin you's their bitch...